Original Quotations !!!! (Dont forget to acknowledge!!!)

also read soumendra's compilation of quotes

Boring!! Screw ppd!        (written in his notebook during one of the boring classes )      - the one who shall not be named

who needs girls when you have particles                                                                     - the same "one"

Love is so deep that i dont want to fall in it                                                                 - yours truly

Life is a Bitch! I am a Dog!                                                                                        - yours truly

Files empty! Folders empty! my ass empty!!!!   ..(frustrated by messages in computer)  - the one who was not named earlier

dont kill the chicken which lays golden egg! clone it!!                                                
- the fat one (not me)
(or get it a cock!) (pun intended)                                                                         

fortune favors the brave. 80 % of the suicides attempts are failures.                              - yours truly
is this a proof or a contradiction?

Eternal is time dependent                                                                                           -the one

Death is an open problem                                                                                          - the one

One Man's pee wont spoil the sea                                                                               - yours truly

Love is Maths, Making love is physics                                                                       - the fat one

Its a Crime, not to have a Rhyme                                                                               - the Rover

daydreams of night make the nightmares of day                                                          - karthik balasubramanium

tell me tell me what to do... should i fuck or should i screw                                         - yours truly

Open Book. Open Notes. Open Problems.                                                                  - the one on an exam

Give me a Pen, and i'll give you a manifold
later revised to
Give me a Pen with ink and i'll give you a manifold                                                    - yours truly and the fat one

History repeats itself. writing the statement is itself its proof                                        - yours truly

Pollution creates a cloud without silver lining                                                             - The FAT One

Pi meson is a recognized and a perfectly respectable particle                                       - Prof. R Parthasarthy in a quantum mech class when anirbit said that there is debate going on over pi meson being a particle.

Spamming is the birth right, of every CMI-ite.                                                           - yours truly

The line between genius and crazy, is very fine, and hazy                                            - Anirbit (adapted from tagore's quotes)

Carrom in a nutshell - Sometimes it goes, Sometimes it doesn't.                                   - Preyas
also Sex in a nutshell.

I was born stupid. education still ruined me.                                                                -Anshul

Having done the 'none'...                                                                                             -Prof. Madhavan in a class

Cavity is a jail without bail.                                                                                        -Prof. Simon on electromagnetic radiation

Pee, and the world pees with you. Shit and you shit alone.                                            -The great one from some unknown sources.

if you concentrate on the babe, you'll loose the baby                                                     -Prof Simon

tough luck, i suck. Who am I? CMI.                                                                            -Yours truly and the FAT one

Fart like a dart, a dart through my heart.                                                                 -Yours truly and the Fat one

Fuck. I suck.                                                                                                                      -Yours truly

Fuck fuck fucking on heaven's door.                                                                               -Yours truly

In Russia, IMC.                                                                                                                -Russian reversals on cmi. (Inspired by uncyclopedia)

Beauty lies in the ass of the beholder.                                                                          - the one posing as nonlinear

in case u have ne mind blowing quotation...and are crazy enough to want to put it on my homepage u can email it to me at
achal@cmi.ac.in .
also if you find the quotations newhere else in the net... they have probably plagarised it....so please tell them to acknowledge! and of course the 50 bucks does not apply, due to cheating by some third party which is beyond my control